My hands smell like dirt, not the worst thing in the world.
On another note the one downside to gardening is fucking bugs. Especially anything grub related, with their nasty, fat, squishy, gross little bodies doing god knows what it the ground. I hate digging around in the dirt minding you own business having a good time and randomly coming across one of those nasty buggers. I came across 4 today *shudder* just thinking about them gives me the heebie-jeebies. Ugh.