SPOILER ALERT!

Reading progress update: I've read 3 out of 320 pages.

First Grave on the Right - Darynda Jones

I'm only 3 pages in and already she has pointed out 4/5 times how she got her ass handed to her! Most of those being mentioned on the third page. OK, I get it already!!
Not to mention the book opened up on a sex dream, which you just know is going to turn out to be a real person, which is just creepy as fuck :/ sigh. Not sure this book is for me.